#I will burn his house down
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Tucker dumppp
Mind is polluted of this bastard
#rvb#red vs blue#drawing#memery#red vs blue art#rvb tucker#lavernius tucker#I loveeeeeeeeee himmmmm#I will burn his house down#Tehee#Just chilling in my grave guys
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Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?
Bruce: Rehab.
Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?
Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.
#‘bruce wayne is a bad dad’ ‘bruce wayne is a good parent!!’ NO. Bruce Wayne is a wine mom#he has tacky 2000’s beige signs around the house that his kids beg him to take down#wine. sleep. vigilante. repeat!!#jason steals them and puts them in Tim’s CEO office#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#superman#clark kent#justice league#batman and robin#robin#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE DYNAMIC DUO MOVIE#duke thomas#signal#signal dc#red hood#batkids#hes proud but can’t condone this or else it’ll turn into Duke and Jason burning down entire warehouses next#rehab was Alfred making him sit through lectures on communication
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An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out
#bro fought his way thru those two only to burn the house down#anyway kdsjfsdf#that doodle and that comic werent actually made for eachother#i just wanted an excuse to post my oddly specific sleep headcanon lol#I like to think Uzi is so restless because shes always thinkin abt smth (whether that be stressful or not)#N sleeps like a rock and usually doesn't move; if its just him and Uzi he'll usually curl around her so she can't fall off the bed#V's had the habit since she was a worker#Tessa would always make excuses to have sleepovers w/ her fave drones#and it was usually J's problem of being cuddled to death by a sleeping V#nowadays the only way V gets peaceful sleep is the reassurance that Uzi or N are still there#hence the N dog plush in the comic dsklfjsldkfj#I have more headcanons of this variety (like for J) but i'll stop here#thanks for reading again! you guys really like to point out my tags and it makes me giggle everytime#anyway BYE :]#murder drones#serial designation n#serial designation v#uzi doorman#envuzi#enzi#violentbiscuitbites#< i seriously love that shipname btw. I love MD ship names#i love having been here so long I could tell you who made the og names everyone built off of. I think fandom is good sometimes (sometimes)
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Stinky boy
#Kylar#kylar the loner#degrees of lewdity kylar#degrees of lewdity#male kylar#dol#if I have to see his house again I'm burning it down
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crazy how people will see bruce not wanting to kill because he knows he wouldn't stop and eventually would get out of control because he's severely mentally ill and they think "wow what a selfish asshole"
#bruce wayne#just my two cents here#imagine you went up to a firefighter that became a firefighter because someone set fire to his house and killed his family and you said#“why aren't you an arsonist burning down the houses of people that burnt down other people's houses?”#and said firefighter was like “if i burn down one house im going to burn down the entire city”#and you called him selfish#the only person who gets a pass on this is jason#also he revived the joker to save dick but no one wants to talk about that#he should have let someone else kill him yeah but people make mistakes#and everyone acting like he's the devil for that drives me crazy
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teen wolf meme: [2/2] locations -> the hale house
I've been having dreams. Dreams, or nightmares? Nightmares... About a fire. It's this-this house, and I can hear screaming-
#teen wolf#peter hale#derek hale#scott mccall#allison argent#jackson whittemore#chris argent#lydia martin#twedit#twgifs#mine#my gifs#twmeme#LETSGO HAUNTED HOUSE#also jeff davies i noticed that the architecture of the house doesn't match like at all when it's a burned down husk and the version peter#shows lydia of before#don't think i didn't#also there's a like 1 second clip in co-captain of one of the perpetrators of the fire pouring gasoline on the house and it again looks#nothing like what peter showed lydia#so either peter lies about the weirdest things (he does) or jeff davies doesn't care about continuity (he doesn't)#anyways it's one of those inconsistencies in the show i've decided to read as a powerful metaphor instead#the fire of the hale house was literally so traumatic not only to the people who inhabitet it but also to the house itself as its own agent#that it forces the house to literally change its outwardly appearance#also slightly less fun metaphor to read into the inconsistency is simply that peter's recollection of the events leading up to the fire is#so messed up that he doesn't even remember what his own house the house he had lived in his whole life actually looked like anymore
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#due south#benton fraser#ray kowalski#f/k#fraser/kowalski#burning down the house#i just love fraser's puppy face through this exchange#and his little “huh”
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when i say they'd act like this in public too...
#river dipping#matthias evanoff#theodore doe#a burning house to live in#echthroi#ts4#ts4 video#minus the kissing! theo would allow neck kisses but that's it. spins them around. my emotional support ocs..................#currently recording some animations because i want to update the gif that's on my page theme#i might just redo the old gif actually. but i'm testing a bunch of other animations out in the meantime#i spent forever working on updating their skinblends yesterday and troubleshooting a lot of issues i'd just been ignoring w my game#i think i fixed most of them? but i still have weird black dots that show up along the horizon line of my screen sometimes. shrugs.#found a really funny glitch tho which is that when i have the outdated cas columns mod in matthias’s dick doesn’t work lmfaooo#i use a new model that’s still in a testing phase and somehow cas columns screws with it and matthias can't get hard#the erectile dysfunction cas columns glitch <3#also been decorating theo's apartment a bit more. i have so much build cc and YET i'm struggling to find clutter it's agony#his apartment is meant to be a bit messy and full of old furniture and random things he's just picked up over the years#and dead flowers everywhere but alas... there's no cc for that so i've just been putting live plants down instead </3#also this couch isn't meant to be in his apartment lol it's just that this animation only works with this couch so. too cute to pass up.#anyway#sharing this and then getting back to it
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it's red in here
individual ones cuz yuh
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#doodle#loz#legend of zelda#link#loz fanart#loz four swords#loz red#red link#loz four swords red#four swords red#four swords#red link fanart#He's so kind and would never burn your house down#I love giving him millions of little accessories he needs MORE#artist on tumblr#he would be the kind of kid to be burning plastic thats on a candle using a candle and when the flame gets too high up he would blow on it#- making the paper move up to his hand getting burning plastic all over his hand making burn scars (this kid was me)#I love the little guy#yeah yeah i don't have earings but my sister does so I KINDA KNOW HOW TO DRAW THEM OUT OF EARS MAYBE SOMEWHAT
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#due south#burning down the house#benton fraser#am i going to gif entire episodes now?#oh no#benton fraser on his home planet#episode gifs - burning down the house#episode gifs
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"i dont know man, fire kills people and i still cook, does that make me problematic?"
- charlie slimecicle, 2025
#XD never change dude never change#btw hes talking about the wildfires threatening to burn his house down#(slimecicle vods “SIGN HERE to buy this completely unhaunted house” at 34:45)#sorry i just had to have this quote on my blog or smth ect ect#too funny to be left alone yknow#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#slmccl#quotes#moss' madness
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honestly one of the only things that like- gets me through thinking about my sisters wedding is imagining if the bily m/c had an older sister like i do. my fantasy of choice is of namjoon and hobi and jimin and yoongi finding her and having a talk with her. Maybe she reaches out to the m/c and the m/c is torn with if she even can handle her sister in her life- maybe this is sometime in the future where the m/c is kinda wobbling a little in her recovery. she has her support system and everything but every day takes effort and she's tired. and unfortunatly- the m/c's sister reaching out kinda tips her over the edge for a single night before the pack catch her.
i can picture the rage in hobi's eyes, idk why in my mind this version of my sister works in a hospital as an administrator, maybe thats why namjoon has been able to corner her for a meeting. and it doesn't start out well because the m/c's sister mistakenly calls yoongi geumjae. but anyway- hobi's rage, i can hear his voice shaking has he growls it. "if you knew why didn't you stop it? You where her family, you where supposed to protect her. she was a child." "she was an adult." "she was a child."
absolutely feral when she so casually admits that she knew what was going on between the m/c and geumjae before they got married, and maybe it gets a bit heated and namjoon removes hobi from the room because he looks like he's about to punch her. leaving just yoongi and jimin standing there (a mistake)
and jimin slowly grinds out his cigarette on her papers as yoongi talks, "let me say this clearly so that you understand, first- we are not family. You are not welcome at our pack house, i do not like you and never will. if you ever do or say anything to hurt my mate again-" "you'll what? you'll hurt me?" and yoongi just laughs as jimin smiles and says, "Oh, He won't do a thing to you. yoongi's harmless." and she looks almost cocky until jimin giggles and says, "I am not."
like the dialogue alone would be so so good
#gonna live in this slight variation for the time being because overheard a conversation#between my mom and my brother where they were talking about me not going to my sisters wedding#because my abuser is going to be there and he said “thats so sad”#and i am! so tired of people being sad for me and not mad at him! like fuck i am so tired of being sad!#i want to burn his house down and trash his car and cut off his ****
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#linked universe#character poll#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu time#lu wind#lu four#lu twilight#lu sky#lu warriors#lu wild#personally I think it’d be Hyrule cause his little sim would burn the house down trying to cook smth
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3x01 Burning Down the House // 1x01 Pilot | Duology
Well, that’s pretty much all I ever have. You know that, Fraser.
#due south#benton fraser#ray kowalski#ray vecchio#3x01 burning down the house#both his rays have hunches#they’re good detectives#I wanted to include “one lead” and Fraser’s “lets just play along#but it seemed like a reach#maggs due south meta#sammaggs gif edit#my gif edit#due-ology#1x01 pilot
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at the queer group I go to today this like 15 year old started telling us this story about a guy she's friends with who constantly tries to ask her out, "turned gay" after she rejected him and dated his friend for a week before being dumped, constantly cycles between hitting on other girls and love bombing her before trying to ask her out, and has apparently threatened suicide multiple times when she rejects him - and then told us all about how at one point she dated this 13 year old that "obviously didn't care about him" so she made a fake page to catfish the girl on tiktok (who just immediately started telling her everything about how she barely cared about the guy and just wanted attention) and then eventually got the two of them to break up, and how now they're friends again and she's just so glad she could "protect him" and I gotta say. I never fully understood just how important having relationships with people who aren't your age is until I was one of like ten queer adults trying to explain to her that oh my god this guy is throwing off *so* many red flags what the fuck stop talking to him?? (and also stop catfishing people???)
#i dont even know where to start. the constantly asking her out even though shes made it clear she isnt interested. the threatening suicide.#the dating a 13 year old (and somehow managing to convince her that the *13 year old* was the one at fault there). the everything#burn his house down and fuck off#me.txt
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OMG, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT RICH SET A FIRE AND BURNED DOWN A HOUSE??
#be more chill#he told me because I'm his best friend#I wasn't exactly there but I swear I know what happened#mole interest#rich set a fire and he burned down the house
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